I WANT A HUSBAND

I am a husband and also a father. Wives always want husbands which I
will say that…

I want a husband to take care the financial issues at home. I
want a husband who take care the children when I’m at hairdresser while I’m
trying to decide how will I do my hair. I want a husband to think when is the last
day to pay the bills and how much all them. I’m a really busy women so I need a
husband who pick the children up from the school and from their special
courses. When I come the work I really tired so I need a husband who cook for
me and children. All the week I’m at work, my only chance to rest is weekends,
so I can’t clean the house and I need a husband who find a housekeeper to clean
the house and pay her salary. I need a husband who pay my credit card’s bills.

I want a husband who think and buy special and expensive gifts for our
special days. I want a husband who come back home with a red rose for me. I’m
a agressive person so I need a husband who listen my shoutings very silently and
say me “you’re right my baby”. My children always ask questions about their
homeworks so I need a husband who take care their works and help them while
I’m lying on the sofa and watching TV. I want a husband who dislike to go out
at nights with his friends, drink something and watch football matches. Also I
need a husband who never asks me questions about my boyfriends.

I want a husband who satisfy me at nights in my sexual needs. However
I want a husband who prepare some romantic organizations before we go to bed.
I don’t want regular sexual life so I need a husband who will together with me
only whenver I wanna. I want a romantic husband who bring my breakfast to
bed with a rose. While I’m eating my breakfast I need a husband who prepare
breakfast for children and dress them for school. After breakfast I have no time
to tidy up in kitchen so I need a husband who take care the kitchen’s cleaning on
mornings. I want a husband who plans all the things and do all of them for me.

My God, who wouldn’t want a husband ???